The world is awash in amazing creations, innovations changing the way we interact with objects that used to do nothing but their assigned function. Now we have thermostats tlaking to our phones and homework helpers like the Amazon Echo that turn on the lights and notify our wives through IFTTT that we are a few minutes away from home. With all of these items vying for our attention and wallets, it can be hard to know which things are worth getting and which are a waste of time and money. Geess what? I already wasted my time and money and intend to present you, dear readers, with the best of the best.